Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Stuff Happens

Since we don't give up our sense of humor for Lent . . . a little humor about religious types from The Christian Century (and they got it from http://theconnexion.net) . . . .

WHEN STUFF HAPPENS --
Explaining life's vexing questions:
Taoism: Stuff happens. Who gives a stuff?
Hinduism: This stuff has happened before and will happen again.
Buddhism: The stuff that happens doesn't really.
Zen: What is the sound of stuff happening?
Islam: The stuff that will happen will happen.
Judaism: Lord, why is this stuff happening to me?
Evangelicalism: Jesus, we praise you and just wanna ask why this stuff isn't happening to someone else.
Catholicism: Stuff happens when you deserve it.
Rastafarianism: Let's smoke the stuff.

. . . and what I wanna know is "when stuff happens," how do Episcopalians explain it??
Blessings,
Janet+